There is more than one way to support the Big Baller Brand movement. You could waste a paycheck on overpriced ZO2s (that may or may not take a year to arrive) and hoodies, OR you could help out Lonzo Ball and Denise Garcia directly by buying them something from their baby registry. Lonzo revealed in an interview last month he and Denise are expecting a baby girl on July 16.
Sadly the $900 stroller has already been scooped up, but there is an expansive list to choose on Buy Buy Baby.
Notables from the registry:
— Medela Freestyle Double Electric Hands-Free Breastpump ($325)
— NFL Los Angeles Rams 2-Pack Pacifiers ($10)
— Baby shampoo ($4)
— Baby wipes ($22)
— Pink humidifier ($50)
— Grey chifferobe ($600)
Personally I won’t be spending a dime on these two, but delusional Lakers fans can feel free to go at it. Do note he makes around $7.4 million next season — just get some baby wipes or shampoo so you can brag about playing the slightest of roles for the Big Baller Baby.