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Marcin Gortat Will Be Mohawk Free The Rest of the Playoffs

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Marcin Gortat was not exactly great in the Wizards’ Game 2 loss against the Raptors. We’re talking 12 minutes of action that resulted in 3 rebounds, no points, and one argument with face of the franchise John Wall:

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Basically Gortat needs things to start going his way ASAP if he doesn’t want to lose all his playing time, so he did what every professional athlete does during a slump and made a drastic change to his look. Wizards fans hoping to see that mohawk tomorrow will be disappointed to learn Gortat is now super bald:

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Drastic and superstitious, but this is the first time Gortat has put up a zero in the points column since like 2010. Mentally, he needs this. And he can’t be much worse than he’s been going forward.

Welcome back the bald Polish Hammer…

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