I can’t believe you get arrested these days for breaking beer bottles over heads inside Texas bars. SNOWFLAKES. I’m not sure I want to live in a world where a 24-year-old woman can’t (allegedly) smash a beer bottle over a bouncer’s head for kicking her boyfriend out of the bar for shotgunning some brews. Texas, I don’t even know you right now. I thought Texas was where you could get rowdy, kick some ass, start a bar brawl and break wooden stools over your opponent’s back.
MAKE BAR BRAWLS GREAT AGAIN! MAKE TEXAS GREAT AGAIN. MAKE TEXAS WANT TO BECOME ITS OWN COUNTRY AGAIN. GET THE BOUNCER SNOWFLAKES OUT OF TEXAS!
Jeanette Lopez, 24, was charged with aggravated assault against a security officer.
The case occurred at about 2 a.m. Sunday at TKO, 520 Shiloh Road. A male bouncer told police that a woman assaulted him inside the bar.
Lopez allegedly attacked the bouncer because he escorted her boyfriend out of the bar for intolerable behavior.
Police said they learned that the boyfriend and other friends were “shotgunning” at the bar, or punching holes in beer cans and drinking the beer as it leaks from the can. This game was not allowed inside the bar, police said.
AND WHILE I’M AT IT, WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE GREAT BAR FIGHTS IN MOVIES? WHAT HAPPENED TO SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED ROUGH HOUSIN’ AT THE BAR IN THE MOVIES?