I just knew a Cleveland Browns Rally Possum t-shirt was coming and I said it would be out by 6 a.m., approximately six hours after the Browns secured that elusive victory over the Jets. And there it was this morning after I got up to do my weekly radio hit — the Rally Possum. I sat down on the toilet for two seconds, started to scroll Twitter and there it was in my notifications.
A possum can turn itself into a money-making opportunity in very few cities, but Cleveland is the perfect city in which to make dreams come true because if I know one thing about Cleveland, it’s that these people love random shirts they’ll wear to the bar that only the real fans know what it represents.
*Disclaimer: I have no affiliation with these shirts. I’m not making a dollar. I don’t know the t-shirt sellers. Etc.