For those who don’t keep up on their fake holidays, August 1 was apparently “National Girlfriends Day.” Who the **** made this a thing? Who knows, a cash-hungry company? It doesn’t really matter because you already know there were girls out there expecting something special from their beaus like it’s Christmas in August.
Atlanta Hawks rookie Omari Spellman, 30th pick in the NBA Draft, had less vitriol for the special day than I did, and took to Instagram to show everyone he had a grand time with old reliable… his right hand:
We laugh, but staying true to that right hand as long as possible could prove to be a lifesaver. There’s no need to go around poking around at things that could cost you six figures monthly… just ask Blake Griffin.
As the last first rounder in the draft, Omari is set to make around $4.58 million in his first three seasons in the league.