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Miami Dolphins Fan Admits To Tagging Miniature Horse Four Times, But He Wore A Condom

Nicholas Sardo was arrested for having sex with a miniature horse.

via Fox4Now

Nicholas Sardo, a Florida Man who admits he banged a miniature horse four times in a week, says he’s a “sick man,” but he wore a condom four times with the miniature horse because he was afraid of contracting a disease from the little horse. I’ve told you guys time and time again to never doubt a Florida Man and his ability to reinvent the Florida Man space.

From Fox4Now:

According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo, of Citra, has been arrested and charged with four counts of bestiality/sexual contact with an animal.

Deputies say that on October 16, a witness came forward and reported that she had witnessed Sardo having sex with a miniature male pony named Jackie G in a pasture on a family member’s property three days earlier.

Another witness came forward saying she saw it as well, and she approached Sardo about what she had seen, according to the sheriff’s office. Sardo immediately admitted to her that he had sex with the horse and also gave the same admission to a detective investigating the allegation.

A quick check of Sardo’s social media presence shows us that he’s your typical weirdo who would be out in a pasture banging a miniature horse. The Facebook updates are all over the place. There are weird photos. There’s mention of the Communist Party USA. Then there’s the shot posted around the time he was banging the horse of Nicholas in his Dolphins shirt.

This is a good time to go over the bestiality laws in the United States. Feels like I have to go through this about once a month because of some weirdo out there being a freak. This is also where I have to remind you that bestiality is still legal in the District of Columbia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Wyoming, Hawaii and New Mexico.

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